End Time curve: 5 possible reasons Wizkid snubbed Eva Alordiah’s fiance at The Headies


It was an End Time curve, the curve by which every impossible future curve must now be methodologically measured. Wizkid handed it to Caesar, Eva Alordiah’s fiancé, on a golden platter, garnished with intrigue and trimmings of vainglory.

It was the most memorable moment of the 2016 Headies, by all accounts. Yes we said it!

But why?

Why would Wizkid do that kind of thing to another human being? Not to talk of a fellow guy seated glowing at the VVIP section of the most visible music entertainment award show in Nigeria, watched live on TV by millions of people round the world?

Well, we have come up with five scenarios that could possibly explain what for now remains inexplicable.

  1. Wizkid was high af:

In the song ‘Kaya’ Bob Marley said he feels so good (after a sample of you-know-what) that he could even touch the sky. Was Wizkid so high that he wasn’t exactly in the right frame of mind to register that he was about to destroy the living soul and ego of another man? That would explain. We have no idea if that makes it more palatable.

  1. Wizkid was not high but didn’t realize who it was:

Ok, if you are a Star Boy about to become a wizard must you necessarily condescend to oblige every over jubilant fan that jumps up for a hug? Don’t think so. Add that to the fact that your juvenile hormones are already fixated on the attractive and delicate damsel glowing beside the over enthusiastic guy that you just ruined their rep.

  1. Caesar, Eva’s fiancé, has basically made her Lady of the Rings:

We all know and witnessed how the ring landed on Eva’s fingers last year. Ironically it was at the same event under happier circumstances for Caesar. But after putting a ring on it why would anyone have to wait another full year without calling us out for that nuptial festivities that traditionally follow placing a ring on it? What if Wizkid was planning to go there and Caesar quickly blocked him off. Wizkid would give nobody no fan hug if this was the case. It’s twelve months Caesar. The baby should be singing dada by now.

  1. Secret beef:

Beef can simmer in the background without anyone knowing. Sometimes people make fun of it like Kcee and Harrysong did on stage together. Sometimes people don’t, like Olamide did last year with Don Jazzy and his empire. But what could Wizkid possibly be beefing about with Caesar. We don’t know too, why lie.

  1. Wizkid does not hug guys at VVIP.

It’s possible.

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