10 Funny Quotes About Relationship


Relationships are viewed in different ways and there are different school of thoughts about it. Here are ten (10)  funny quotes on relationships;

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. Maya Angelou

My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas. – Dave Attell

Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza? – Unknown

The key to a successful relationship is to clear your Internet history. – Unknown

My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays. – Unknown

There should be a relationship status called, ‘currently creeping’. – Unknown

I have a very strange relationship in general with women around my music. There’s some that understand it and some that think there should be a law against it. – Nick Cave

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. Oscar Wilde

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